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I’m currently rebuilding the website as the old one got totally messed up when i was playing around with things (no idea what happened).

So i thought that while it was a total clusterfuck mess of SQL, i would take the opportunity to give it a whole new life and everything.

So if you go clicking on things you might find that very strange things happen. Don’t moan, i know a lot of things are broken, i’m working on it, it takes time.

I’ve got tons of old posts and pages from three websites that i’m working through and will be gradually posting all the stuff i want to keep on here while fixing all the broken things as i go through, one post, one page, at a time.

On top of doing all that, i will, of course, be continuing to add more new content and my latest posts will always appear directly below.

Or, if you prefer, you can also follow me on Twitter and Pinterest where i put a link to all new posts.

Enjoy


No More Kindle Fire

Fire TabletsAt long last Amazon have seen a bit of sense and renamed all the Kindle Fire tablets.

I am fed up with ‘people’ (i’m being polite) moaning about how crap Kindles are when what they’ve based their judgement on was a Kindle Fire.   Trying to explain to these ‘people’ that a Kindle Fire is not a Kindle, that they’re completely different things, and that a Kindle Fire is not an e-reader, is like trying to explain to a 3 year old in a toy shop why they can’t play with all the toys.   They stupidly bought the cheapest thing with a Kindle label on it to use as an e-reader and refuse to admit that they are the ones at fault because a little bit of reading before they purchased it would have revealed to them that a Kindle Fire is not an e-reader, it’s a tablet computer.

A little bit of research from the comfort of your arm chair would soon make anyone with a reasonable level of intelligence realise the difference.

A ‘Kindle’ is an e-reader.   It does not have a back lit LED screen that eats your battery life to a matter of a few hours.   A Kindle screen is e-ink and it only uses a tiny amount of power when the page turns to reset the e-ink on the screen.

A ‘Kindle’ has a higher resolution screen than a Fire giving you a much clearer print.

A ‘Kindle’ screen does not suffer from screen glare and can be read very clearly in high light situations.

A ‘Kindle’ is lighter.

A ‘Kindle’ is smaller.

A ‘Kindle’ battery life is in weeks, not hours.

So hopefully with Amazon removing the Kindle name from all of its Fire tablets we shouldn’t hear any more of this ridiculous moaning and ‘people’ calling their Fire tablets, Kindles: it’s not a Kindle, it’s a Fire.

To sum it up, if you want an e-reader, buy an e-reader.   If you want a tablet, buy a tablet.   Don’t buy a tablet and then start slagging off e-readers because you actually wanted an e-reader but bought the wrong thing.

#5t4n5 #thoughts

The Great Convergence — Joseph R. Lallo

The Great Convergence -- Joseph R. LalloThe sixth book in The Book of Deacon series follows the travels of The Chosen and their getting to know each other a bit better.

Joseph has created a set of heroes, The Chosen, for this story that are everything but a cohesive unit working towards a singular goal, and, at times, this can become rather frustrating and annoying.   I just wanted them to sort their shit out and get on with it, but they just keep pulling in opposite directions with their own agendas being more important than the goal the gods set for them.   And the end result of my frustration and annoyance is i end up liking and admiring The Generals more than i do The Chosen.

So far this has been the strangest book of the series.   Whereas The Book of Deacon was exploring how magic works within this series, this book is mostly spent with The Chosen learning to fight, both individually and together.   And i’m not a big fan of lots of fighting, so i can’t say it all worked for me.

But, lots of buts, i suppose this was inevitable.   You take a bunch of people, some who don’t want to be heroes and some who do, and throw them together for a goal that some don’t care about and some do, and you’re going to have chaos for a while.   And this is what this book is really for: bringing together these conflicts, internal and external, of our heroes and attempting to get them resolved before the big day ahead.   Will they all be resolved?   Will all our heroes survive?   You’ll just have to read it and find out.

One more thing about this book.   The war between the Northern Alliance and Tressor has been going on for well over 100 years, continuously, and i kept on feeling that this book had a lot to say about war and the reasons we fight it:

“Peace is preferable to war.   If defeat is the price, I am now willing to pay it,” the king stated solemnly.

“You claim to care for your people, yet you would sacrifice their freedom with victory so nearly at hand,” Bagu scolded.

“Their freedom was not mine to sacrifice, nor was it theirs.   Their forefathers and mine gave it to the war long ago, and the war has been given to you,” said the king.

“Remember this, Your Majesty.   Your continued power is an illusion for the benefit of your people.   The only true power lies in the hand that wields the sword,” warned the general.

With that he returned to his lair.   The defeated king sat in silence.

Food for thought there.

Also available in The Book of Deacon Anthology.

Joseph’s Page

#fantasy #josephrlallo

The Book of Deacon — Joseph R. Lallo

The Book of Deacon -- Joseph R. LalloAlthough this is the fifth book in The Book of Deacon series, this is where the story truly begins.

In this book we follow the journey of a young woman, Myranda, as she gets all mixed up in the game between The Chosen and the D’Karon: it’s quite a journey.

It’s also a bit of an info dump, in that this is where we learn, through Myranda’s journey, how magic works in this world.   But it’s not a tedious info dump, the info is blended seamlessly into the story and everything just flows along at a really good pace and you never get any down time.

And we also end up back at Entwell during this story and discover what became of our sweet little fairy Ayna, and also get to know a few more of the characters there: which is always good.   There’s even a cute little baby dragon, and we all like dragons, especially cute little baby ones.   Joseph always throws a cute little beasty thing into his stories and they do make for a lot of fun.

This was my second reading of The Book of Deacon Anthology and it’s actually better than i remember it.   It really is one of the best fantasy series out there IMHO.   If you like fantasy, or are fantasy curious, then this series is a great one to read.

Joseph’s Page

#fantasy #josephrlallo

The Rules of the Game — Joseph Lallo

The Rules of the Game -- Joseph LalloCurrently the fourth story in The Book of Deacon series.

When i first read The Book of Deacon several years ago, this short story wasn’t available and the difference is very noticeable when you go straight into The Book of Deacon from this short: it’s a much better beginning.   So, IMHO, a must read for anyone before starting The Book of Deacon.

As with The Rise of the Red Shadow this story also tells us of one of the Chosen prior to the events in the main story.   It also does dragons really well, and any book that does dragons really well is a great book.   We liked this one very much.

There are two ways i know to get a copy, one is to sign up to Joseph’s newsletter and you’ll get it for free, the other is by buying the Lone Wolf Anthology.

Joseph’s Page

#fantasy #josephrlallo

Entwell Origins: Ayna — Joseph R. Lallo

Entwell Origins: Ayna -- Joseph R. LalloThe 3rd book in The Book of Deacon series is a little novella about a fairy named Ayna.

It covers a few aspects of Entwell that aren’t dealt with in the main story: like how fairies are captured and used as compasses to guide people through The Cave of the Beast.   Mostly, it does this through a young fairy named Ayna who has different ideas on what a fairy should aspire to once they reach Entwell.

I read the copy in The Book of Deacon Anthology and while it’s a nice little story i felt this had a few too many typos which become detracting at times.   Maybe someone needs to go back and correct all these little annoying errors and put out an update.   But, for now, it’s still worth a read to add a bit more to ones knowledge of Entwell and its inhabitants.

Joseph’s Page

#fantasy #josephrlallo

The Rise of the Red Shadow — Joseph R. Lallo

The Rise of the Red Shadow -- Joseph R. LalloAt the time of writing this is the very first book in The Book of Deacon series, and what a book.

Essentially, it’s just an introduction to one of the series’ main characters, Lain, aka, The Red Shadow.

Lain is a kind of human/fox hybrid creature known as a Malthrope: which is where all his problems begin.   Malthropes are feared, hated, despised, distrusted and hunted to near extinction by almost everyone, and it’s only by pure chance that Lain is not killed when he is captured as a kit after his mother is killed.   But it’s a chance with a rather serious problem: he’s only being kept alive as a slave until he’s big enough for his tail to reach to the required length for his owner to claim the bounty on it.   And if that’s not enough, as a slave he is forced to work with the other slaves who all hate, distrust and despise him and are more than eager to let him know — apart from one old blind slave who seems to have different ideas about him.

Although this is only an introduction to Lain, it’s over 400 pages long and is a complete story in its own right; so if all you want is a taster for the rest of the series, it’s a great book to taste.

Action packed, lots of other great characters coming in and out of the story, twists and turns, engrossing, enjoyable.   Lain is a character you really want to root for.

This book can also be found in The Book of Deacon Anthology.

Joseph’s Page

#fantasy #josephrlallo

Complete Works of Mark Twain — Mark Twain

Complete Works of Mark Twain -- Mark TwainNow i have the ‘Infinite Improbability Drive’ picking out my next book i might actually get around to reading some of this.

The Novels

The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
The Prince and the Pauper
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court
The American Claimant
Tom Sawyer Abroud
Pudd’nhead Wilson
Tom Sawyer, Detective
Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc
A Horse’s Tale
The Mysterious Stranger

The Short Stories

Chronological List of Short Stories
Alphabetical List of Short Stories
Mark Twain’s Library of Humor

The Essays and Satires

List of Twain’s Essays and Satires

The Travel Writing

The Innocents Abroud
Roughing It
A Tramp Abroad
Following the Equator
Some Rambling Notes of an Idle Excursion

The Non-Fiction

Old Times on the Mississippi
Life on the Mississippi
Christian Science
Queen Victoria’s Jubilee
My Platonic Sweetheart
Editorial Wild Oats

The Letters

The Complete Letters of Mark Twain

The Speeches

The Complete Speeches

The Criticism

Mark Twain by Archibald Henderson
Mark Twain by Brander Matthews
The Americans by David Christie Murray
Mark Twain by Frederick Waddy
New York Times Articles

The Biographies

Chapters from my Autobiography by Mark Twain
My Mark Twain by William Dean Howells
Mark Twain a Biography by Albert Bigelow Paine
The Boy’s Life of Mark Twain by Albert Bigelow Paine

Mark’s Page

#delphicompleteworks #marktwain

She Wore Only White — Dörthe Binkert

She Wore Only White -- Dörthe BinkertI have no idea why i bought this book, as at a glance it appears completely outside of my normal reading spectrum.

Based around a true story, which is always a good grounder for any story.   I may have to give it another read sometime and do a real review of it.   In the meanwhile though, don’t let my lack of review put you off, it’s well worth a read.   In fact, i enjoyed it so much that i bought Dörthe’s second book ‘Portrait of a Girl’: and i really enjoyed that as well.

Dörthe’s Page

#dorthebinkert



Currently

Fiction

Robots and Empire -- Isaac Asimov With the rise of the machines on the horizon . . .
 
. . .me thinks it’s a good time to re-read Asimov.

Fiction

Four Seasons in Japan -- Nick Bradley The Cat and The City was excellent, let’s hope this is too.

Nonfiction

Why Work? -- Collection Yeah, why?

Nonfiction

More Zen.