Hello and welcome to my website.   Deliciously done in a million shades of grey, because nothing is ever black and white.   Although, admittedly, the language can get rather colourful on occasion — for which i do not apologise.   If you can’t handle a bit of colourful language occasionally then maybe my thoughts aren’t for you.

This is where i publish all my rants, ramblings and random thoughts, plus other such things that occasionally manifest themselves within my mind and endeavour to spew themselves forth when there’s no one around who wants to listen.

Because, as we all know, there’s simply nothing worse than not having anyone available to listen to the spew forths of your occasional manifests when they decide to wax lyrical through your primary facial orrifice.   So, therefore, i’ve decided i’m going to write it all down, just for you, my one and only loyal reader; because you’re the only person in the whole wide world that ever reads a single word that i write — at least i hope you do?

Click right here, and you’ll be magically whisked away to my thoughts.

And if you wish to add your two pence to anything i write then you can do so on Twitter or Tumblr, or simply send me a message, and i absolutely promise that i just might possibly consider using anything you say that i find even slightly interesting as cannon fodder for a later article.

If, in the meanwhile, you have any topics you’d like me to give my opinion on then do let me know.   I’m always open for request rants.