Privacy Policy

Why is this page on my website…

Because a load of self serving politico bureaucrats with their own hidden agenda somewhere in Europe says it has to be here else they’ll put me on the naughty step or something.

What is Kindle Worm… is my own personal website.

What personal data i collect and why i collect it…

Contact form information is sent privately to me and is not used for any other reason than the direct contact between you and me.   Contact information that you send via the contact form will never be passed onto to anyone else.

Cookies are whatever cookies are — if you don’t want cookies then disable them in your browser and then you’ll find that nothing on the internet works any more, so you just have to accept that they’re needed for modern websites to function.   If you need more information then you can read all of this…   That’s what the law requires me to do, to explain to you how cookies work and what they’re for, and by clicking that link you’ll find all that out.   No, i haven’t read it myself because i don’t care, because even if i did read it all and understand it all and not like the idea of cookies i’m still not going to switch cookies off because nothing works if i do, so this whole law is a complete farce: more government interference bollox trying to control the internet and force small private websites off and make people use shit like face book instead.   It’s all a corporate scam.   Like you would worry about a few cookies from my website while you go to facebook and give them your whole life story and contacts and all your messages to sell to anyone they feel like and run psychological experiments and studies on you while you connect with other mindless souls who claim to be concerned about privacy while you’re being fucked over by a global corporation who uses you to make more and more profit at the expense of your privacy.

Besides that…

Stuff on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, plugins, etc.).   Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exactly same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.   These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

This website also uses Jetpack…

And there’s other plugins that i may or may not get around to listing and linking to their privacy policies.   If, in the meanwhile you’d like a list of the plugins i’m currently using then contact me and i’ll send you it.   But to contact me you’d have to be using half the plugins in the first place so what’s the point of worrying about it?

I share your data and information with no one whatsoever.

I keep your data and information only as long as i need to.

Anyway, do have a nice, pleasant day and try not to get too paranoid about cookies — that’s what the government want you to be so that they can control you through your pointless fears.   The planet is dying from climate change and polution; chronic health problems, caused by a deliberately adulterated food supply, are at epidemic proportions; war mongering and arms sales to encourage small countries to engage in warfare is rife; and global society is soon going to collapse because there aren’t enough resources available for 7 billion to live sustainably — and the government tell you that you should be panicking about cookies.   Wake up!!!